Marry someone down to earth, someone with roots, just marry a tree
"do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I am Groot"
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!